Are you all alone in the month of love? May be I can play cupid in my own little way by recommending a boyfriend. It may not be a real boyfriend but at least you have a chance to be with someone when all hope is lost in the form of your very own Boyfriend in a Bottle. Each Boyfriend comes in his own tiny bottle home, equipped with a cork, string, and eyepin and this one doesn’t nag, squander your money or waste your time. This boyfriend won’t end up upsetting you ever and you can also hit and run without any guilt.
Planning to gift your single girlfriend one? She will be delighted (or may be not) to receive this boyfriend packed safely with sawdust in a miniature, rough cut crate that is sealed with a packing label. Get one for $10.99 here.